Dick Cheese

You meet a great guy. You decide to take things to the next level.You’re back at his place, the lights are dim, pants are off, his penis is in your mouth. But what’s that funny white stuff on his dick? Did I just…? Oh. My. God.

 

7 Day Sex Challenge

Back in college fucking everyday for 7 days was the norm. But now you are all grown up. Have a big girl job. Kids. Mortgage. Book club.

And having sex even once a week can now sometimes feel like a challenge.

But it doesn’t have to be that way! The 7 Day Sex Challenge craze is back. But is all this sexually hype really good for your health?

Wanna measure your sexual performance? Put this on your dick.

From the annals of “nothing is sacred” there is now a fitness tracker wearable device for… drumroll… your dick.
But, there may actually be some health benefits to this. Are you or your partner willing the strap one of these on while having sex in the name of health? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

The Daily Dose – “She said I gave her Chlamydia …” 

Chlamydia is one of the most rampant sexually transmitted infections (STI). It’s believed that half of us will have a STI at some point in our life, and if it ain’t HPV it’s probably Chlamydia. Or Both.

Certainly some STIs are worse than others, but hearing the news that you have ANYTHING can be shocking to say the least. Especially when hearing it from last weekend’s random hook up. Whos name you barely remember. And she’s calling to tell you that you gave HER chlamydia.

Hold on a second. How do you know she didn’t give it to you? And more importantly, what the hell should BOTH of you do now …

The Daily Dose – Do your ball(s) hang low? 

Your testicles are quite the specimen of evolutionary technology. Yup, those fellas in your sack that usually get ignored save for high quality oral sex or high velocity impact.

Ouch.

You might think you know your boys pretty well. But did you know that one hangs lower than the other. And that one is actually bigger than the other? And it’s not usually the same testicle?

Granted, most of us don’t spend a ton of time staring at ourselves in the mirror completely naked. But I suggest you do just that today.

Usually after a nice hot shower is best. Stand in front of the mirror naked, bathroom door locked. Relax all your abdominal muscles. Let your gut hang out, and check our your family jewels in the mirror.

I’ll all but guarantee you that you’ll see one of your boys dippin’ lower than the other. And it’s more than likely the left one.

Whoa.

Check out today’s Daily Dose to learn exactly why and for another good excuse to play with ‘em!