Dick Cheese

You meet a great guy. You decide to take things to the next level.You’re back at his place, the lights are dim, pants are off, his penis is in your mouth. But what’s that funny white stuff on his dick? Did I just…? Oh. My. God.

 

Wanna measure your sexual performance? Put this on your dick.

From the annals of “nothing is sacred” there is now a fitness tracker wearable device for… drumroll… your dick.
But, there may actually be some health benefits to this. Are you or your partner willing the strap one of these on while having sex in the name of health? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

The Daily Dose – I haven’t had sex in a year … 

Let’s get real, we are all sexual. In some form or another, we are animals and therefore sexual beings. Even people who are asexual identify with some sort of sexuality… it just happens to be no sex. 

And losing one’s virginity can sometimes be a complicated and emotional process. And for women, it is a much more physiological process than it is for the dudes. But if a woman has not had sex for a year, whether by choice or by chance, does she become … re-virginized?

The Daily Dose – Best cure for menstrual cramps ever! 

Bringing life into the world is an amazing gift. All the other shit you have to deal with to make that happen, is certainly not.

Like your cramps. Holy hell. Ladies, I’m sorry you have to deal with that mess. There is absolutely no reason that you should go through life-altering, vomit-inducing, rage-provoking abdominal pain just because your uterine lining decides to recycle itself every 28-ish days.

But the survival of our species thanks you for your sacrifice. Seriously. So in return, there is an all natural and FREAKING AWESOME way to help you relieve said pain.
Grab your partner, or favorite toy, or favorite hand, click play below and get to relieving some cramps!

The Daily Dose – Do your ball(s) hang low? 

Your testicles are quite the specimen of evolutionary technology. Yup, those fellas in your sack that usually get ignored save for high quality oral sex or high velocity impact.

Ouch.

You might think you know your boys pretty well. But did you know that one hangs lower than the other. And that one is actually bigger than the other? And it’s not usually the same testicle?

Granted, most of us don’t spend a ton of time staring at ourselves in the mirror completely naked. But I suggest you do just that today.

Usually after a nice hot shower is best. Stand in front of the mirror naked, bathroom door locked. Relax all your abdominal muscles. Let your gut hang out, and check our your family jewels in the mirror.

I’ll all but guarantee you that you’ll see one of your boys dippin’ lower than the other. And it’s more than likely the left one.

Whoa.

Check out today’s Daily Dose to learn exactly why and for another good excuse to play with ‘em!